We all need a bit of cheering up after that last post. But as a non-practical-joker, I was handicapped in celebrating April Fools’ Day.

Instead, may I belatedly offer you some variegated entertainment in the form of images, words and music?

First, here is my spanking new Pinterest board, BDSM Humour:

Follow Yingtai’s board BDSM Humour on Pinterest.

If your sense of humour also accepts written input, please take your pick of the following:

• FetLife profile: Slave Doug the Roomba (login required)
• Leather in suburbia: Spontaneous
• User manual: Your Service-Oriented Unit (website down)
• Gor parody: Houseplants of Gor
• Email exchange: Now Get Back To Studying
• Practical joker sub: Passcodes
• 50 Shades parody: 50 Shades of Sellout

And if you can support your laughing habit with cash, I can also strongly recommend the following:

• Hidden, novella by Dusk Peterson
  “My darling torturer, you’re doing it wrong!”
• Mark Cooper Versus America, novel by J. A. Rock
  Angry bunny Aussie hotness rushes a frat!
• The Killer Wore Leather, novel by Laura Antoniou
  The real origins of Gor! And who dunnit, of course.

I leave you in the good hands of these comedians.

“It’s been so long since I made love I can’t even remember who gets tied up.” – Joan Rivers

“I urge you all today, especially today during these times of chaos and war, to love yourself without reservations and to love each other without restraint. Unless you’re into leather.” – Margaret Cho

Musical interlude with Harvard mathematician Tom Lehrer:

And that’s it from me. I swear I have never had so much fun researching a post. Can you suggest anything else?

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