That is pretty scary! I can’t really blame her for acting on her convictions, but I do wish I could sit down and answer her questions for half an hour. Though I have to admit there is something to the theory that witch-hunters are the ones who have the most to hide, so maybe there would be no point. Brr!

Thanks! I’ll have to think about that.

LOL! Believe it or not, calligraphy makes my neck hurt, not my hands. And blogging is more likely to make me gasp for breath. Isn’t the human body strange? Thank goodness I’m finally getting treatment that works.

Your calligraphy is exceptional. You should utilize it in the headlines to your posts.

It pains me so much to decline the very first request! Although it’s true that I only promised to respond to orders. :p And I would happily write obscenities for pay, it’s just that that’s one order I wouldn’t ask permission to display on this blog.

How about a compromise? Shakespearean insults? My favourite so far is “Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.”

Where’s my red ink?

LOL! Thank you. I wonder if your huzzah was what made me think of suggesting Shakespearean insults to Ferns?

I laughed at this gifset
the other day. I’d love to see a whole bunch of sweary abuse hand written with beautiful penmanship :P.

Ferns